Sometimes I want to go back to the olden days, David. I liked going to the grocery store when the nice teenage boy in the neighborhood bagged my groceries and put them in my car when I drove up. It was nice to go to a gas station back then and the Texaco man filled up the tank, checked the oil, and washed the windshield. I’m tired of spending hours on hold talking to a recording that repeats how valuable my call is. I’m tired and sometimes I just want someone to do it for me! AITAH?