An ode to Grandma Smillew

Grandma Smillew
They don’t know
What old age is like
So here we go

So many issues
Where do I start
I really try not to
But I frequently fart

I also pee a little
When I sneeze
It’s so embarrassing
Forgive me please

Losing control of bodily functions
Is just a fact of life
At this junction

It’s not easy getting old
it’s gonna get worse
Or so I’m told

I don’t like this aging thing at all
But until I kick
Let’s have a ball